FilmCrave Points
| Activity | Points |
|---|---|
| Total Ratings | 984 |
| Total Reviews | 81 |
| Total Lists | 21 |
| Total Plots | 32 |
| Total Points | 1,481 |
Topher's Information
Ranking Status: Producer
Name: Christopher Hemann
Gender: Male
Current Area: Daejeon, Korea
Home Town: Ossipee, NH
Education: BA: University of New Hampshire, English/Classics ----- MA: UChicago, Humanities
Employer: A University in Daejeon, SO KO
Position: English Teacher - I teach college students to say "Cameron Diaz is yummy"
About Me: I like reviews that see movies from a new angle -- that "re-view" it. Films with bad politics deserve bad ratings. Entertainment is the frontline of mind control.
Interests: Zombies, Apocalypse, Zombie-Apocalypse
Movie Profile
Film I Love: Project X -- a bunch of monkeys fly bombers for the army!
Film I Hate: The (Non)-Happening
Guilty Pleasure: Whimpering, self-indulgent Gen X films about how cool it is not to be cool
Favorite Genre: Horror
Least Favorite Genre: Sport
Favorite Actors: Depp, Eastwood, Helena Bonham-Carter, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Least Favorite Actors: Damm, Wesley, Rock, Mitt Romney
Favorite Director: Ed Wood
Least Favorite Director: Ed Wood
Movie Quotes: "TV told us we should shoot them in the head." "TV says a lot of things" -- (Dawn of the Dead, remake)
"Let's get down to brass tacks here . . . how much do you want for the ape?" -- Fear and Loathing
"You despise me, don't you, Rick?"
"If I gave you any thought, I probably would"
--Casablanca
Latest Movie Review
Rating of
1.5/4
Not a Good Trip
A cool premise -- unleashing the potential, and the horrors, of the human mind through prolonged sensory depravation -- gets a bit hooky toward the end. Bizarre late 70's drug special effects can also make it difficult to watch. But an interesting look into post-hippy culture.
Recent Rating History
| Movie Title | Rating | Overall | Add |
|---|---|---|---|
| Richard III (1995) | 3.5/4 | 2.8/4 | |
| Romeo + Juliet (1996) | 3.0/4 | 2.6/4 | |
| Kissed | 2.5/4 | 2.8/4 | |
| Battle in Seattle | 2.5/4 | 2.5/4 | |
| Zombieland | 2.5/4 | 3.0/4 |
Top Movie List
| # | Movie Title | Rating | Overall | Add |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back | 4.0/4 | 3.4/4 | |
| 2. | Apocalypse Now | 4.0/4 | 3.3/4 | |
| 3. | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | 4.0/4 | 3.0/4 | |
| 4. | Casablanca | 4.0/4 | 3.3/4 | |
| 5. | There Will Be Blood | 4.0/4 | 3.1/4 |
Raimi vs Ramis
| # | Movie Title | Rating | Overall | Add |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ghostbusters | 3.0/4 | 3.1/4 | |
| 2. | Spider-Man | 3.0/4 | 2.9/4 | |
| 3. | The Evil Dead | 3.5/4 | 3.0/4 | |
| 4. | Drag Me to Hell | 3.0/4 | 2.7/4 | |
| 5. | Groundhog Day | 3.0/4 | 3.0/4 |
Recent Comments
Josh C - wrote on 05/31/09 at 06:56 PM CT
I would just remove their post. we are going to remove them soon. I really want to see "Drag Me to Hell" have you seen the previews for it? Other than that, how the hell are you doing?
Josh C - wrote on 05/19/09 at 08:56 AM CT
Star Trek: The Motion Picture Review comment
Damn! I was excited about this one. Still I will check it out this week and let you know my thoughts.
shutterspeed777 - wrote on 05/03/09 at 12:01 PM CT
Yeah. It was during the winter of 1986. My first time to actually leave out of my home country the Philippines. I was one of the speakers of the Foursquare group from 39 different nations. I have awesome memories. First time to see snow. I want to go back and visit though.
shutterspeed777 - wrote on 05/02/09 at 11:11 PM CT
Hey Topher...How's Korea? I've been in Daejeon in 1986 and have good memories.
hellgirl666 - wrote on 12/07/08 at 09:34 AM CT
Them ( Ils ) Review comment
Very creepy idea, especially as it is based on true events. Otherwise I don't think I would have believed it. It's at its best when you don't know who or what is after them. It's left to your imagination.
Josh C - wrote on 10/25/08 at 12:55 AM CT
The Last Starfighter Review comment
Maybe bad 80's is my thing. I just watched this one, and thought "Maybe if I watched this one when I was younger I would have loved it" but in the end it was just alright.
Josh C - wrote on 09/13/08 at 01:05 PM CT
The Happening Review comment
I haven't seen this yet, I guess I will have have to check it out to see if I should put it on my worst endings list
Ghost Seed - wrote on 06/23/08 at 12:48 PM CT
Worst All Time List comment
According to some of the other comments, you've made some adjustments...looks pretty dead on as i see it...& i agree one of the best "worst" lists, but like everyone i have to state my opinion, 300= bad...but I can't quite see it as one of the worst.
Josh C - wrote on 03/07/08 at 07:41 PM CT
What's new? I haven't heard from you in a while. You should email your address.
Josh C - wrote on 02/16/08 at 12:15 AM CT
dude you would love the movie Sublime! It is right up your ally.
