Matthew Brady's Movie Review of The King's Man

Rating of
2/4

The King's Man

Ralph Fiennes fan fiction
Matthew Brady - wrote on 09/16/22

I can imagine Ralph Fiennes being handed the script for the first time. I can see it now. I can see the script mailed to him in a letter package, and he takes it to his study, sitting down comfortably in his chair that creaks loudly every time you move a muscle, placing the script neatly on his Shakespearean-like writing desk, lit only by candles to give it an atmosphere, with a lovely red-hot green tea by his side, as he puts on his reading glasses. He reads the script carefully until he gets to the part where his character has his leg sucked off by Rasputin and his character moans loudly. At this point, Ralph Fiennes takes off his glasses dramatically, sighs, and tries to look on the bright side, "Well, I need the money, and there are action scenes, so at least my grandchildren will think I'm cool."

Thank you for reading my fan fiction of the backstory with Ralph Fiennes's reasoning for being in this movie.

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