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Warlock: The Armageddon.
TrifibianTerror - wrote on 12/02/2009
Warlock: The Armageddon.
What a truly surreal piece of cinema. This kind of film could easily fall into obscurity so nobody knows of it, and this is exactly what happened to this ridiculous piece o' crap. Marketed (somewhat) as a horror film, I am amazed it appeared in a random little four film collection I found for E1 in some nameless store in some nameless place. Vaguely remembering seeing the first one and enjoying it, I decided to give this godless sequel a go.
Oh boy.
The film, I think, centres around the weird rebirth of the Warlock, played by the increasingly eery Julian Sands, who I learned played Jor'El in a Superman film, which I can't help but laugh at. He then goes on some quest or other to summon something, probably Satan rendered in shitty CG.
It's a film you can …
