Quick Movie Reviews
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1/4
Unknown - wrote on 01/25/2014
'The Wicker Man' remake is one of the very rare cases in which I would agree with the masses in branding a film 'so bad it's good'. Yes, this is absolutely one of the worst movies I've seen, but I find it to be funny in it's mistakes. The filmmakers went way too over-the-top when conceiving this story and, in doing so, it shines a hilarious light on the awfulness of it all. I actually got some enjoyment out of this film through un-intentional laughter and that's the only reason I don't bestow it with the 0.5 rating.
Rating of
1/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 01/22/2014
A cop travels to a strange private island community in the search for a missing little girl. This movie is Bad really bad but the movie is funny and stupid. Nicolas Cage in a bear suit punching a girl in the face that is too funny, This movie tries to be a horror movie that leave you feeling cold inside but lets not forget the bear suit.
Rating of
0.5/4
nessykate12 - wrote on 11/07/2012
Worst movie i've ever seen. It was okay until the ending just killed it. Do not watch
Rating of
1.5/4
Cake - wrote on 02/08/2011
It started off well, but went down hill from there. It was boring, me and my mom fell asleep, and woke up just in time to see the terrible ending.
Rating of
2.5/4
sapien - wrote on 05/05/2010
Most of it was kinda boring. And, the ending was kinda stupid. But, it wasn't too boring or stupid.
Rating of
3/4
goodfellamike - wrote on 10/29/2008
Too many flashbacks and an odd choice of directors do little to ruin this pungeant remake of the 1973 cult classic; the film has several eerie moments and gets better as it goes along with powerful feminist statements from the usually misogynistic Neil LaBute. One wonders why this was panned by just about everyone. Final Grade: B
Rating of
1/4
beckonthemoon - wrote on 08/30/2008
Wow. Nicholas Cage in a hat twice the size of his head wasn't bad enough. No, lets make an island with some females obsessed with bees. That's terrifying. I LOVE BEES!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HONEY NUT CHERRIOS FOR ALL. Not worth a rental, or a sub-text in a book called "Worst Horror Movies Ever". I'm not sure if it was the stupid plot, or the fact that Nicholas Cage and his stoner voice don't belong in horror movies, but this sucked. The best part, which was funny as hell, is when he punches all of the woman on the island. That was pretty funny. Other than that, it's stupid. Utterly, stupid.
Rating of
0.5/4
Waffles - wrote on 08/24/2008
worst movie i've ever seen. It wasn't scary, it was kinda weird actually. don't see it!
Rating of
1.5/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 02/18/2008
While the story is there, this remake takes all the fun out of the original. The original was a bit campy, but that was the point; it had a certain charm. The new one is cold, unfeeling and full of bees for some reason. It's just empty.
Rating of
3/4
Josh C - wrote on 01/14/2007
Utterly creepy and suspenseful. I haven't seen the original, but will now that I have seen this. Not that scary but the plot is good and it twists and turns enough to keep you guessing. Reminds me of the Shinning and Rosemary's Baby.
