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0.5/4
Thats Not A Lake!!!!!!!
lpd381 - wrote on 03/15/2011
This movie ranks among the worst movies I have ever seen. I honestly believe that everybody involved in this film should be denied entry into Heaven for their involvement in this film. The acting in this film makes a middle school play look like Broadway and the plot is just a complete piece of crap. I think one of the things that made me the most angry is the fact that the "lake" in this movie is a pond that looked like it was dug for a sewage treatment center. When your movie that centers around a motel at a lake can't even afford to go shoot on location at a lake, then maybe you need to reconsider what it is your doing. If you like the inbred torture gore genre then you would be better off watching "The Hills Have Eyes" or something in that ball park, but anybody who actually …
Rating of
0.5/4
Horrorfest Dud!!!!! Waste of time!!!
mdtinney - wrote on 11/27/2009
Drivel about a couple of (admittedly hot) sisters and their stepsister who inherit an old motel out in the middle of nowhere. The stepsister arrives early to check out the place, and is violently attacked, and then thrown into a lake and drown. The two sisters arrive the next day with friends of theirs and begin the usual fun-in-the-sun activities by the lake, but when two of their number disappear and they go looking for them, they find them dead, hanging from a tree. They are then the targets of a couple of inbred hicks who apparently are distant relatives of these girls, and are trying to "keep it in the family", so to speak. Scenes and ideas lifted from Friday the 13th, The Hills Have Eyes, Motel Hell, Mother's Day, etc. thrown randomly about, but this movie is without any charm or …
