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Reedus our rights!
The Marowak - wrote on 02/18/2009
Aloha and salutations drudgees! Have you been studying and drinking hard or is that an actual angel chained up in your walky closet? Oh Janet! JC's thought up something for the ol' Frankenstein Place and it wants to toucha, toucha, touch you!
American horror seems to wanna smooch all over Ringu for as long as possible, and JC adds some good ol' Angel Heart as well as intestine pulling to the flavor. And what's noodles without the spicy packets sweetie? Reedus suffers a tad too much from the dryness bug, or maybe Keanu is coaching his bad bum along with Johnny's chiny hairs? He thusly needs a swift smackers to the bum!
You won't need a snuggle buddy to curl up with for this one lover, but youse may have some fun in the hour it takes to get all film apocolyptic and preachy!
