Quick Movie Reviews
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0.5/4
Goombs - wrote on 02/19/2014
Uwe Boll, I've heard tell, is this generations Ed Wood. No. There is no Uwe Boll movie "so bad its good" just bad. People may think " well he must be doing something right to keep making them." No. He rapes his governments loop holes for film makers which state that he will be recouped for any losses. Boring stories, lousy acting, and inexcusable wasting of viewers time and money. At least Glen or Glenda had sex appeal.
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0.5/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/06/2014
A film loosely based on a video game of the same name that centers on jobless trailer-park resident Dude and his ethically challenged Uncle Dave, who are desperate for cash. The men cook up a scheme to pinch a shipment of Krotchy dolls and sell them on eBay. Unfortunately, Al-Qaeda has the same idea ... but plans to lace the toys with avian flu. This movie is horrible and racist at parts, it makes funny of 9/11 and that is just awful watch the movie if you don't believe me. Uwe Boll you peace of shit.
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0.5/4
lpd381 - wrote on 12/31/2010
This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Somebody needs to shoot Uwe Boll and stop him from making these horrible movies. I wish I could have my money back and better yet the time that has been taken from my life. This movie goes on the list of my life's worst regrets.
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0.5/4
Unknown - wrote on 09/02/2008
I didn't make it past the first thirty minutes before turning off this horrid mess.
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0.5/4
FZero - wrote on 05/25/2008
I got suckered into seeing this because of the opening three minutes that were available on the net, thinking it would be more of the same. Turns out they were the cherry on top of the colossal pile of shit. For all the bitching about how offensive the movie is, it's relatively tame and save for a few lines painfully unfunny. The humor is tired and predictable, the action is horrible and involves mainly bullets hitting inanimate objects. My first and probably last Boll film.
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2.5/4
Allison - wrote on 05/10/2008
I was so prepared to be disgusted and it really wasn't all that bad. There comes a point when things lose their shock value. I was expecting to want to walk out of the movie, but I didn't. It wasn't poorly made and even had some nice character development. I would never have paid money to see it, but it didn't disappoint.
