Quick Movie Reviews
Rating of
1/4
CJP - wrote on 01/14/2009
Alyssa Milano sightings are worth one star. Thus, similiar sucky movies like Commando, Embrace of the Vampire, Double Dragon, and Poison Ivy 2 are in the same 1 star bucket. On the upside, she really is the only tolerable character in this one note failure. Sigh.
Rating of
1/4
goodfellamike - wrote on 10/26/2008
A cathartic thriller with no wit or style. It's really not worth discussing for a whole paragraph. Final Grade: D
Rating of
2/4
FZero - wrote on 07/19/2008
Really stupid and unsympathetic characters ruin the movie, why should we care if a loved one dies when you've just murdered a bunch of people for no reason? This is how it went, "I'm a nice guy with a sense of morality but now I meet this group of serial killers and in one night I am smoking crack, binge drinking, f***ing the group whore and murdering people for fun." There is no steady descent and no explanation. They also try to throw in some lame sex scenes and autopsies just for the hell of it. I have to give them credit for not coping out in the end though and some of the methods of death were pretty cool, other than that I can see why this barely made it to a few screens.
