Quick Movie Reviews
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0.5/4
Ian - wrote on 09/25/2015
Completely unfunny waste of time. This movie was terribly boring, but so forgettable as well that it didn't stand out for how awful it was. For example, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li made an impression with me for being excessively terrible, this did not, I immediately forgot everything about it.
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N/A
FSUNoles27TS - wrote on 12/05/2012
I will be honest with you all.... I went into this movie ready to hate on it. But I feel like I didn't need to see it to know it is absolute garbage that should burn for what it has done to the people who watched it. After watching, it fulfilled my expectations.
Rating of
0.5/4
Unknown - wrote on 11/07/2011
Just as terribly unfunny as the duo's other so-called 'parodies'. It exists only to keep the stink generating in the cinematic landfill of terrible movies.
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2/4
Daniel Corleone - wrote on 08/04/2011
I for one was not a huge fan of the film 300. Maybe it was the thought that it reminded me too much of commercial ads or an MTV video with violence. Anyways, I tried to watch this version instead. There were some hilarious scenes and just comical images based from the said film. Yes this may not be a classic, even mediocre, type of spoof film for some but I doubt it was that atrocious. Maybe some are offended by the mockery, or just didn't like the jokes on the movie. I guess the humor of the film was right for me and it would depend on the persons taste. This fun flick is not for everybody, but you wouldn't be human if you didn't smile or laugh at some of its absurdity.
Rating of
0.5/4
mdtinney - wrote on 11/23/2009
Where do I begin to describe how awful this dead heap of a film this is. Calling this film a comedy makes "The Hottie and the Nottie" Oscar-worthy. The film has so much cheap comedy and has way too many parodies than it can handle. It has too many parodies that are crammed in every thirty seconds that the movie becomes a total disaster after the first minute and a half. With "Meet the Spartans" I did something I never thought I would ever have to do. I walked out of the theatre and went to see another film. It hurts to admit that, but it needed to be done. With a movie so inane and disgusting like this, I'm surprised others didn't follow me out the door. Definately a "Must Avoid" film!!
Rating of
1/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 04/05/2009
Really bad, but somehow not quite as bad as Epic Movie or Date Movie. Still, I don't know why I keep watching these. Honestly, these jokes were old a year before this movie came out and five years from now they won't make a lick of sense.
Rating of
1.5/4
MikeyMonstrosity - wrote on 08/05/2008
i thought Meet The Spartans was a ok movie. it had a very dumb and pointless plot. but i thought it had some very funny parts in this movie.im not tellin you 2 go and see it. but i actuually liked this movie. i loved the part with the yo momma jokes and american idol. Haha it was decent.1.5/4
