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Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/06/2014
A private sleuth who specializes in weird supernatural phenomena is forced to work with his archaeologist ex-girlfriend to defeat the demonic ancient Abskani tribe, which is set to wreak havoc on Earth. This movie has no brains or any joy to it. Uwe boll is the worst director in movie history.
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Amoeba Johnny - wrote on 04/17/2011
Another "movie-based-on-a-video-game" masterpiece by Uwe Boll! See, and this is why Christian Slater should stop owing favors. It makes me long for the good ol' days of Kuffs. And Tara Reid as a scientist, really? Can she even spell "archeologist"? And they fight a demon that's gonn... Oh, sorry, I must've fallen asleep there.
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Unknown - wrote on 08/16/2008
I was asking myself: "Is it over yet?", only after the first ten minutes.
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Ilovetimburton - wrote on 05/15/2008
If i could give this movie a negative review i would. I forced my friend to watch this. the most interesting thing that happened on the TV during the hour and fourty minutes was the green number 3 in the corner of the screen. At no point during this entire movie did Uwe Boll come anywhere close to anything that resembled a movie. 60 years ago Hitler was in power. 60 years later Uwe Boll has taken his place
