Quick Movie Reviews
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0.5/4
The Film Rebel - wrote on 10/31/2010
Horrible comic book movie. A disgrace to all things Batman. But it does make a great comedy XD
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1/4
mitchellyoung - wrote on 10/04/2010
You have to think that director Joel Schumacher (who has made some great films) was not so oblivious to make such an obviously bad film and was going for a high level of tongue-in-cheek camp. He fails epically, but if treated as what it was perhaps intended to be - an over-the-top parade of silliness, it can be a good film to make fun of with beer and friends.
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1/4
PsychoKing1227 - wrote on 01/22/2010
Yet another Joel Schumacher piece of crap. A very well-assembled cast (though Alicia Silverstone should stick to "Clueless") and a very abominable delivery. When I was ten years old, this movie was the bomb, but now that I have sense, I see this picture as a giant waste of time. Don't be had by George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Uma Thurman...rid yourself of the memory of this tragic abomination by Hollywood's worst working director (next to Uwe Boll, but that goes without saying, of course).
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0.5/4
TheManWithNoName - wrote on 08/17/2009
One of the worst big budget movies ever made. This movie almost ruined Batman for me, and as much as I love The Caped Crusader, that's bad. The acting is awful all around, and Schwarzenegger's dialogue makes me want to jump into a vat of hot tar. The worst Batman by far, and it's the reason that I thank God for Christopher Nolan and Batman Begins everyday.
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2.5/4
The Movie Man - wrote on 05/23/2009
Batman & Robin is a disappointing installment in the Batman franchise. The direction is bad, the screenplay is pitiful, and most of the acting is terrible. George Clooney is by far the worst actor to have played batman and actually one of the last people I'd except to play the role. Chris O'Donnell is just as bad as Robin. Alicia Silverstone is new to the franchise as Batgirl and she gives the worst performance in the film. I actually liked Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, he does have a lot of cheesy dialogue, but he's good in the role. I also liked Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy, she's good in a very sexy and seductive role. The film is lazy and doesn't do much to like up to the other films. This one is by far, the worst of the franchise
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0.5/4
Ichabod Crane - wrote on 03/04/2009
Outlandish movie with a lot of incredibly bad dialogue action scenes and acting. This film just is bad with a horrible plot involving Mr. Freeze's attempt to freeze the city and Poison Ivy trying to poison people. Its just bad with no redeeming features. Even its visual design is ugly. It is very colorful but the colors look ugly. It is just a bad movie all together.
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1/4
CJP - wrote on 10/10/2008
Action: 1/3 + Comedy: 0.5/2 + Good vs Evil: 0.5/1 + Love/Sex: 0.5/1 + Special Effects: 0/1 + Plot: 0/1 + Music: 0/1 = 2.5/10 or 25%. When Poison Ivy showcases one of her killer plants to Mr. Freeze and it appears that a kindergarten child both designed the puppet and has her/his hand inside operating it, well, you know things are on a downhill projectory. Adding nipples to the Batman and Robin suits doesn't help either. This is simply a laughable stinker where the likes of Ahnold, George Clooney, and Uma Thurman get to embarass themselves over and over.
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0.5/4
kustaa - wrote on 08/15/2007
This movie really pisses me off. This movie is a shame. So so awful. Disgusting. 2nd. worst movie ever made to me. Why should they think that we are so idiots to not see that is nothing but circus? Too much color for the Dark Knight.
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1.5/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 06/14/2007
Whoever thought this was a good idea, I hope they were fired. This is campy Batman at his worst. Bad casting, worse dialog and a worthless plot. Iceman is a great villain and they ruined him! Avert your eyes or prepare to be disgusted.
