Quick Movie Reviews
Rating of
0.5/4
Ian - wrote on 09/15/2015
This film was just abysmally bad. Almost no redeeming qualities. This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Spoilers: This movie is extremely sick and extremely stupid. Its basically about these women who get sexually abused a bunch while these CG scenes of them shooting robots happen, and they all either die or are lobotomized. It is a travesty to watch and made me sick to my stomach. The critics also hated it, one guy even said "I'd rather clean the floor of the entire men's room with my tongue than watch this again."
Rating of
2/4
Camper - wrote on 06/28/2014
It's an interesting idea, and it's entertaining enough, what with attractive girls being bad-asses in skimpy getups and such, but there isn't much of a story here, and if there is, it makes little to no sense at all.
Rating of
0.5/4
chrisdye newguy - wrote on 03/12/2012
what a waist of time and good talent in sutch a bad script i realy wanted to enjoy this movie and did try too but it was so sad and depresing that i could not realy enjoy it it made me feel like i wanted to die and there was almost no redeming value in the movie at all i hated it so so sad it was about a girl named baby doll who gets thrown in to prison for killing her sister the only thing baby doll is not as heart less as you think she was trying to shoot a person who was trying to have his way with her and the bullet just hit her sister now she is in prison along with some other ladys and together they decide to bust out of the big house
Rating of
3/4
dukeakasmudge - wrote on 12/13/2011
Sucker Punch is a movie I had absolutely NO interest in watching until somebody recommended I go see it & the library had it for free.It's definitely something I usually wouldn't watch but I'm so glad I took a chance & watched it.It's different & not everybody is going to like it.I didn't expect to like it at all but I came out really enjoying it way more then I thought I would
Rating of
0.5/4
GarySeven2011 - wrote on 08/25/2011
Sucker punch is what I assume goes in the fevered delusional nightmares of a video game addict. After a marathon session of trying to rub out that last one of the night before going to sleep, to french language dubbed soft core porno. All the while your girlfriend is getting her needs met by craigslist and the pulsating shower head. The story is positively incoherent to say the very least. CGI is a scalpel not a hammer to enhance story telling. It's so heavy in this I wish they gave me a helmet with my ticket. All in all another spectacular pile of duh for Zach Snyder.
Rating of
2/4
patjohnson76 - wrote on 08/23/2011
Bizarre movie (Jon Hamm, why are you in this crap!). Story is a little too weird to go into detail here, but the effects are pretty good. The acting and story are not. There are some great fight scenes, but eventually they go on way too long and you want the story to move along already. I will give Zack Snyder some credit, there are some really detailed scenes involving effects, art direction, and cinematography that are pretty impressive, but underneath all that, the movie is pretty hollow.
Rating of
N/A
Tungdil - wrote on 07/30/2011
After 15 minutes of watching this movie I began to grow a vagina...
Rating of
2/4
Alex - wrote on 07/27/2011
Kind of a dumb idea but somehow they made it ok. The acting is not good but the effects are cool and the some how they twist the story to make it good. Zack Snyder is a style stud...hope it can translate to the new Superman.
Rating of
3/4
BryanFury - wrote on 03/27/2011
i don't exactly know how to put sucker punch in perspective but i'll give it a try. it happens pretty quickly and it hits you just like a splash of cold water in the face. It is grim and it's definitely dark, with the right amount of crazy. Visuals are definitely stunning, action scenes are top notch but there are quite a few noticeably weaker ones though overall they're forgivable. Main character baby doll was exquisitely tantalizing to look at but also delivers the goods when needed of her. There are some leftover watchmen sound overs that annoys me quite a bit that's about the down side. And once everything was out the rabbit hole everything was clear.. and it's beautiful
