Quick Movie Reviews
Rating of
2/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 05/08/2014
This movie has only two good things in it and that is Bruce Campbell and Tim curry and that's it the movie sucks.
Rating of
1.5/4
Yojimbo - wrote on 05/21/2012
Not quite the abortion I was led to believe it was, this dimwitted action film adapted from a dimwitted book by Michael Crichton is so absurd it is impossible to take seriously. A motley crew of scientists, naturalists, hunters and treasure seekers end up in Zaire finding a talking apes family/discovering a lost diamond mine/getting attacked by killer apes, all at the same time. And if that's all a little too subtle for you, throw in a volcanic eruption and a laser gun. Daft rather than offensive, but hardly a classic.
Rating of
2/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 07/12/2007
Middling action/adventure based on a middling Michael Crichton novel. This hasn't aged so well, not that is was that good to begin with. You can probably skip this one.
