Full Movie Reviews
Rating of
0.5/4
As pathetic as it sounds.
memento_mori - wrote on 05/02/2013
Space Nazis... Yup. And I actually walked into this with good expectations.
I was convinced that this was going to be a movie that was so bad that it would become good. I was wrong. It was so bad that, that was the end of it and nothing changed.
Quick recap: Neo-Nazis on the moon decide to invade earth (of course) for no reason, skip the entire rest of the world (of course), go straight to America (of course), where Sarah Palin is president (*facepalm*).
It parodies, it bores, it tries to justify national socialism, it makes you frustrated just to continue watching.
What's extremely irritating to me is the ending. Everyone of course is happy, but the Nazis didn't exactly lose. The main characters (a black man they turned albino and is now perfectly black again, and an annoying Nazi …
Rating of
2.5/4
"Iron Sky" by Yojimbo
Yojimbo - wrote on 08/05/2012
An enclave of the German reich of WWII entrenched on the dark side of the moon decide to reclaim the Earth after discovering mobile phone technology in the hands of a PR stunt moon landing. I saw the trailers for this film a few years ago now and the whole idea of Independence Day with Nazis seemed like a dream come true. Unfortunately, this independent film was clearly desperate for financial backing and made the appropriate compromises to get it. It's actually quite annoying that the script screams the word "REWRITES" because there are moments of absolute genius. The US president embracing Nazi propaganda for one, the Flash Gordon homage as a fleet of unarmed "commercial satellites" wage war on a spaceship clearly designed by a man with the "smallest penis in the universe" for another. …
