Quick Movie Reviews
Rating of
2.5/4
Juan - wrote on 01/23/2014
Despite the great casting the film does not carry the comedy intended , it does has great moments . I believe the writing has some flaws , also Danny Trejo is not a comedian nor was Charles Bronson as well Danny is the ugly hero and Charles was the ugly hero . Danny De Vito side kicked with Arnold and carried the film because Arnold is not a comedian actor is an action presence actor . Danny is far better as a bad ass character , it was a good idea to shift from action to comedy but did not work many times the film was predictable and that is not "motion pictures" that is Television only.
Rating of
2/4
Daniel Corleone - wrote on 11/18/2013
The first one was way better. Plot felt prolonged by the number of cameos and the ending just was unsatisfying. It was painful to see Michelle Rodriguez' character **spoiler: get killed with such a brief onscreen presence.** The action as always was present the rockin music added but overall it felt empty. It lacked a certain spark and interesting story which was found in Machete. For fans of Machete/R. Rodrguez and Trejo. this could be a treat since it had more action and gruesome scenes.
Rating of
3/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 10/26/2013
Machete kills the squeal but not very well at the box office. This movie was enjoyable but really stupid at times with it's silly action scenes and over the top acting.