Full Movie Reviews
Rating of
1/4
If Clue ever had a bastard child it will be this
Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/18/2015
Let's talk about The Loft...god help me.
The story to The Loft is about five unlikable friends turn a loft into their own extra-marital affair playground. But when a young woman if found murdered on the property, and the only five keys belong to each of the five men, the suspicions turns on each other.
Just when I thought I had a lucky escape from January with the movies that came out, so far February has been a hard month for me, not because of home problems or other such dramas, no it's just bad movies after bad movies that came out and bite me on the ass. The Loft is nothing different, it sucks like the month of January and February dose.
Now let's talk about the good things in this movie: If you and your friends where drunk one night and you all want a good time destroying …