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0.5/4
Amy - wrote on 08/06/2013
Don't see this -- seriously. The script is actually full of cute, witty lines, but the acting and production values are so awful, it's like watching a sexless porno.
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1.5/4
Snake Sugarbaker - wrote on 12/11/2009
Starring ex-American Idol wannabe Jim Verraros and Desperate Housewives' Ryan Carnes, Eating Out is another "playful romp" from gay cinema: A straight man dates a dude so that he can get close to the dude's straight girl roommate. Despite the fact that this film is queer-written and -directed (by Q. Allan Brocka), the gay "themes" seem incidental--the breeders end up deciding the fate of them all. An odd-but-piquing phone sex scene and some snappy gay-speak ("What's the big Kim Deal?") are the only reasons to watch--but soon, even these become, respectively, creepy and forced.
