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Rating of
1.5/4
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 06/10/2019
As far as cringe inducing dialogue and energy-less performances go, I've seen worse, but what makes "Fifty Shades" so numbing is its roadmap to nowhere of a plot.
Rating of
4/4
Bob Saget - wrote on 02/12/2017
Man what a movie! I mean I didn't see it but man I've heard lots about it and sounds Iike some smut! I haven't even read the book or anything. To be honest, I don't even know why I'm reviewing it. Gotta stop sipping on that NyQuil every afternoon. Anyway, we were talking about plants. I love plants. They smell good. I own all of them. Every. Single. One. What's that? I'm being informed this is a movie review. Ok well good bye sports fans!