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No Thanks Needle.
Ghost Seed - wrote on 08/01/2008
*spoilers*
Henry Faber aka "the Needle", has a hankerin' for some shankerin', and shank he does...pretty much everyone.
I wanted to try to write something clever, but how can something clever come from something so boring? Here's the best I can do...
It seems to me that they tried to throw in every ticket-selling element they possibly could. A spy, plenty o' murders, war, a massive storm, a wedding, a cripple, a fire, a character shipwrecked on a remote island, a horridly cliche (and awfully despicable) love affair, an alcoholic, and a little kid.
Though the love story element is by far the most irritating.
The wife of a man confined to a wheelchair, happily cheats on the father of her child with a complete stranger, while the understandably depressed hubby sleeps …
