Quick Movie Reviews
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1/4
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 06/10/2019
Almost on par with the original, "Darker" keeps its characters one-dimensional, the dialogue boring, the plot pointless, and the sex scenes incredibly tame for something based on an erotic novel.
Rating of
1.5/4
Mike A - wrote on 10/13/2018
The Fifty Shades franchise isn't remotely as sexy, stylish and romantic as it hopes to be -- rather, it's as bland as cement, and its talented cast are poorly served by awkward scripts and poor direction. Fifty Shades Darker, the franchise's finale, brings nothing new or different to the series (except for a kidnapping plot thread -- followed by a car chase -- which is more laughable than it is exciting). I went along with my girlfriend to see these films, and while I'm genuinely happy to see that she enjoys them, I'm ecstatic to see that they're finally done.
Rating of
1/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 03/05/2017
"You're not putting those in my butt" Yep, Anastasia Steele is still the worst female character in movie history. Fifty Shades Darker was just complete dog shit that I'm not sure why I even saw it. Just watch Lego Batman or John Wick instead.
