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Rating of
1.5/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 01/30/2020
Lazy, lazy, lazy - La Llorona is by far the worst film (thus far) in the burgeoning Conjuring universe, which started off so strong but, as of late, has gone down the wrong path. The original films worked because of atmosphere and genuinely creepy scares - this film ditches that for the lowest common denominator of jump scares and a very tenuous connection to the previous Conjuring films. Remove that connection and you're left with a horror film that could have very easily gone straight to streaming.
Rating of
2/4
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 08/11/2019
While not a terrible looking production, "The Curse of La Llorona" is a transparent series of predictable plot points and stale jump scares.
Rating of
1.5/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 08/05/2019
The Curse of La Llorona, or the better titles: La Corona La Bamba Lala Land La Laundry Lonnie Lons La Caramba Lair owner Low Urine La Yolanda Viva La Bam Lair Ronda La Lonnie Credit to YouTube channel CorderyFX for a hilarious video review on this movie - check him out. Anywhere... Why would La Llorona, a Mexican folklore not take place in Mexico, yet the entire movie takes place in Los Angeles? It would be interesting to see a Mexican cast and a Mexican setting for this type of folklore to do the story justice - rather than the repetitive scars we are so use to now.
