Quick Movie Reviews
Rating of
1.5/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 11/08/2022
While Morbius may have been crowned the king of meme movies for 2022, no amount of "Morbin' Time" machinations can save this mess of a film. The Living Vampire is as bland as plain oatmeal with questionable CGI and not even Matt Smith's dance moves can improve things. When Michael Keaton shows up all but promising a Sinister Six future - it feels more like a threat than a promise. This vampire anti-hero just plain sucks.
Rating of
1/4
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 06/25/2022
Marvel superheroes have officially hit creative rock bottom. "Morbius" is generic in every possible way and devoid of the slightest bit of personality found in even the worst of throw away blockbusters.
Rating of
1.5/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 04/14/2022
"Morbius, Dorbius, Orphius Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morbius, Morbius Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red blood, blue blood Morbius, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorbius Morbius drinking a forty in a death basket!" Morbius sweep!
