Blumhouse's Fantasy Island Quick Movie Reviews

Quick Movie Reviews

Rating of
0.5/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 06/28/2022

Michael Peña as the villain? What a joke. The way this movie looks it's painful to the eyes.

Rating of
1.5/4

The WHB - wrote on 11/02/2020

A bunch of strangers wind up on an island together to live out their fantasies. There's no way they could all be connected somehow, could they? I bet they did something bad. No way! If trying to reboot the campy 70's show didn't work already, why did they think it would work as a horror film? Not scary and sorry to see Michael Pena get a chance at a starring role for a film that just doesn't work. If you want to watch something about mysterious islands, go watch the first season of Lost instead.

Rating of
0.5/4

Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 05/14/2020

Absolutely nothing about this movie works. The acting is horrendous, the script just does whatever the hell it wants, and the attempts at creating character arcs are cheap and cynical. Above everything, it's NOT scary. If your fantasy was to see the stupidest movie ever made, then your wish is most definitely granted.

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