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2/4
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 09/03/2023
I was surprised by how much better it was than I was expecting, but Zemeckis' retelling of the Roald Dahl story (and remake of the Nicolas Roeg original) feels mechanical and not as whimsical as it should.
Rating of
1/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 01/01/2021
In order to review this movie, I must channel my inner Joe Pesci for film criticism: *Me to this movie* "What the fuck is this piece of shit?" *Looks at the director* “Robert Zemeckis? What a goofy looking fuck he is”.
Rating of
2/4
SIngli6 - wrote on 12/25/2020
The film appears to be marketed specifically as Roald Dahl's The Witches, which I presume is largely because the people who made this film wanted to shift all the blame onto a dead person. Incidentally, congratulations to Anne Hathaway for winning the worst accent of the year competition, a close race with Kenneth Branagh's Tenet Russian accent in the mix, with her Scottish Transylvanian growl.
