Quick Movie Reviews
Rating of
1/4
Indyfreak - wrote on 10/19/2021
Slapdash pastiche of pirate movies, science fiction, and post-apocalyptic flicks. Think Star Wars meets Mad Max meets I guess Errol Flynn movies. That sounds amusing but the movie is mostly dull and slow moving. And for some reason Anjelica Huston is in this movie. The first joke is a fart joke and that sets up what you're in for. Rest of the humor is random as they are strange whether it be a castration factory or space herpes. I will admit I kind of like the set design and some of the costumes. It deserves a funnier movie.
Rating of
2/4
Unknown - wrote on 10/31/2011
Goofy film that marries sci-fi with swashbuckling adventure. An average B movie.
Rating of
3.5/4
Porkchop Express - wrote on 05/05/2007
This is a classic! From space herpes and disfunctional robots to time warps. I highly recommend this one. I would have to say it ranks up there with Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai.
Rating of
3/4
Josh C - wrote on 05/03/2007
How can a movie with malfunctioning robots, space herpes and swash-buckling space-aged pirates go wrong? This movie cannot be take seriously, but it is a really funny movie. Instant cult classic.
