Tino's Movie Reviews



Movie Reviewed Type Rating
Lions for Lambs - Good idea, with poor direction. Sorry Red... Quick 2.0/4 View
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie - Aims for a very small demographic of fans. Quick 1.5/4 View
Jumper - Less depth then a cereal bowl Quick 1.5/4 View
The Spiderwick Chronicles - Basically, Fantasy Garbage, with terrible writing Quick 1.5/4 View
There Will Be Blood - One of the Greatest performances EVER!! PERIOD! Full 3.5/4 View
27 Dresses - 100% predictable, but, its still watchable Quick 2.0/4 View
The Other Boleyn Girl - good story, mediocre story-telling Full 2.5/4 View
Step Up 2 the Streets - DANCING IS NOT STORYTELLING!! Quick 1.0/4 View
Team America: World Police - Quite possibly the most offensive thing ever made! Quick 3.0/4 View
Bottle Rocket (1996) - Where Owen Wilson should be Full 3.0/4 View
Citizen Kane - An amazing piece of Timeless Art Full 4.0/4 View
The Princess Bride - A wonderful form of escapism fantasy Quick 3.0/4 View
In Bruges - A director to look forward to!! Full 3.5/4 View
No Country for Old Men - Absolutely amazing. A suspenseful think-piece!! Quick 4.0/4 View
10,000 B.C. - More Michael Bay then Mel Gibson Full 1.0/4 View
The Bank Job - A cool fun heist flick, that kicks it up a notch Full 3.0/4 View
Penelope (2008) - Cute and whimsical, but needs a bit more edge Full 2.5/4 View
Semi-Pro - A few funny moments, surrounded by junk Quick 1.5/4 View
Vantage Point - Some much potential, so little effort... Quick 1.0/4 View
Samurai 1: Miyamoto Musashi - Cutting through the bull, and watching a classic! Quick 3.0/4 View
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! - Family film, not really for the ENTIRE family.... Quick 2.0/4 View
Doomsday - And then, the end, ruined it all.... Full 1.0/4 View
Drillbit Taylor - very basic, but not offensively bad Quick 2.0/4 View
Superhero Movie - Simple stupid fun, without lowering your IQ Quick 2.0/4 View
Death at a Funeral (2007) - Death at a Funeral Quick 3.0/4 View
Are you sure you want to delete this comment?