The Marowak's Movie Reviews



Movie Reviewed Type Rating
Cube Zero - Cubes aren't squares... in math! Quick N/A View
Pulse (2006) - Hey, you're that Veronica chick, right? Quick 1.0/4 View
Love Object - So, the wires are for me or the doll? Quick N/A View
Masters of Horror - Homecoming - Did you leave your arm on the window again?!? Quick N/A View
Alien - Gawd awful great =) Quick 4.0/4 View
FearDotCom - Oh, it's feardotcom.com! Clever. Quick 0.5/4 View
Down ( Shaft, The ) - Me nombre es Dick. Mas Dick! Quick 0.5/4 View
Freeze Frame - Iam Big Brothercus! Quick 2.5/4 View
Masters of Horror - Pick Me Up - OMG! I (heart) snake neckalces... really! Quick N/A View
Masters of Horror - Sick Girl - Fairly I like bugs in my pillow! Quick N/A View
Creep (2004) - Oh! That's a hook in your neck! Quick 1.5/4 View
Masters of Horror - Dreams in the Witch House - Is the rent cheap because I have to kill babies? Quick N/A View
Masters of Horror - Deer Woman - Oh deer, she is hot! Quick N/A View
Masters of Horror - Chocolate - I smell your murder... chocolate? Quick N/A View
Masters of Horror - John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns - Reedus our rights! Full N/A View
Teeth - Bones, they're what's for dinner! Quick 3.0/4 View
Masters of Horror - Dance of the Dead - Is that whats-her-name from 90210?!? Quick N/A View
Masters of Horror - Jenifer - Lip-lickable or how I learned to love the liver! Quick N/A View
Audition ( Ôdishon ) - And where will you stick that, love? Quick 4.0/4 View
Masters of Horror - Haeckel's Tale - Graveyards: the new singles bar! Full N/A View
Pulse ( Kairo ) - Brillaint + Great = Grelliant! Full 4.0/4 View
The Messengers (2007) - Oh gad! Sooooooo typical! Quick N/A View
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