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"Sahara" by Yojimbo
Yojimbo - wrote on 07/12/12
Once upon a time, there lived a Hollywood screenwriter. He lived in a magical land where marine archaeologists were all tanned calendar hunks who were a cross between a frat boy and Rambo, and W.H.O. doctors were tenacious and morally courageous, but more importantly looked like supermodels. Unfortunately, the rest of the world was populated by vicious amoral megalomaniacs (foreigners of course) but luckily all their henchmen made the ones in Austin Powers look like quantum physicists, so our heroes could save the day using only coincidences that were so utterly absurd they beggared belief (but were still totally predictable.) Huzzah! Ps William H. "You've got 72 hours and not a nanosecond more!" Macy, hang your head in shame...
