Rating of
1/4
D for Dreadful
goodfellamike - wrote on 10/28/08
Bloodless, brainless action nonsense whose visuals look created on a Game Boy; all the rough and tumble fighting barely make Violet's glasses so askew, 200 machine guns get fired in her direction and all she has to do to avoid the bullets is duck down, a guy swoops down and picks up a character who haphazardly runs under the hole, and all I ask is why oh why are the villains suits made of glass? It has the claim to the most awful name for a villain since Mystery Men's Casanova Frankenstein: Vice Cardinal Ferdinand Daxus. Final Grade: D
