Ghost Seed's Movie Review of Jumper

Rating of
1/4

Jumper

This film is styrofoam.
Ghost Seed - wrote on 08/14/08

A piece of weightless junk. The unremarkably average O.C. citizen "whatever-her-name-is" - well, let's just say her acting is as forgettable as her name.

Hayden? He used every inch of his eyebrows to emote, but in the end he comes off as a Ken doll with a wrinkly forehead. I would say that He and Samuel L. should be ashamed for lazing through this, but the dull writing I'm sure, did nothing to inspire great performances...It's Goyer I'm upset with - an okay concept muddled with T.V. miniseries dialogue.

The real question is, was this worth the $1.00 I paid to watch it? With friends, over a cocktail, knowing this is Mystery Science Theater material----oh hell yes!

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