Rating of
2/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 09/18/17
"Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the fifth installment in this exhausted franchise that should have sunk 10 years ago.
Remember how grand and epic these movies were, but with the unfinished effects, predicable scenes, and over rushed storyline, it looses the magic. You just wish that Javier Bardem character would just impale Captain Jar Jar Binks with his sword and be down with it. I was rooting for the villain through the whole thing.
Fuck Jack Sparrow!
