CJP's Movie Review of BloodRayne

Rating of
1/4

BloodRayne

20%
CJP - wrote on 10/04/08

Action: 0.5/3 + Comedy: 0/2 + Good vs Evil: 1/1 + Love/Sex: 0.5/1 + Special Effects: 0/1 + Plot: 0/1 + Music: 0/1 = 2/10 or 20%.

Those curious of what Terminator 3 would like like topless and in medieval times will have their curiosity filled. I guess that gives that select group about 1 minute of this film to justify watching. Apart from that one gets to witness first hand exactly how to not make a movie. Even Ben Kingsley can't add life, no pun intended, as a vampiric lord. Uwe Boll, even if one hasn't witnessed his prior atrocities, solidifies himself as perhaps the worst director working in films today with this.

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