Rating of
0.5/4
Worst movie ever made! Do not rent!
Josh C - wrote on 09/06/08
A new "Worst Movie of All Time" has been found. This is a horrible movie, so bad I only made it 4min.24sec. into it before I started fast forwarding and skipping chapters.
The special effects are horrible. Video games have better effects these days and this would even be poor for a sci-fi original movie. I can put up with bad special effects, but they insisted on using computer animation for the entire first 10 minutes of the film. After that I noticed that the camera work was terrible. It was hard to watch with the jerky movements that were meant to simulate an unstable atmosphere or earthquake type motion. Instead it just looked cheap.
After the bad technical things, I tried to stop it and get a feel for the plot and acting. The scenes were drawn out and boring and the dialog was horrendous. I am pretty sure director Mark Stirton grabbed a bunch of homeless people off the side of the road and asked them to play in the movie for him. None of these guys had a lick of talent and it didn't help that the scenes they were asked to be in were crappy anyhow.
I finally hit the final straw when I watched 10 men put up a tent for shelter. That was the whole F#@king scene! No point of watching them do it, they just needed filler I guess.
I will never know what the movie is really about and the fact I don't care is the reason this movie is the worst movie ever made.
