Rating of
0.5/4
The Emoji Movie (2017) Movie Review/Rant
John - wrote on 03/24/18
Plot: The Film Focuses On An Emoji Named Gene Who Is The “Meh” Emoji (T.J. Miller) Who Has Other Emotions Besides “Meh”. The Film Takes Place In Textopia Which Is Essentially The Environment For The Emoji Characters. The Emoji’s Must Stick To Their One Emotions And Cannot Feel Any Other Emotion. Eager To Fit In With Society With The Other Emojis, Gene Recruits The Help Of Best Friend Hi-5 (James Corden) And The Code Hacker Emoji Jailbreak (Anna Farris). Together, They Go On A Mission Through The Apps On The Phone To Find The Code That Will Fix Gene. But When A Greater Threat Threatens The Phone, The Fate Of All Emojis Depends On These Three Unlikely Friends Who Must Save Their Environment Before Tt's Deleted Forever. Not Gonna Lie, I Wasn’t That Interested In This Film In The First Place. This Movie Is Utter Garbage And Just A Cheap Cash In At The Soul Sake Of Selling A God Damn Product.
Acting/Characters: The Acting Is Terrible, And The Characters Suck And You Just Don’t Care About. The Main Characters Are Annoying And I Just Them To Fucking Die Already. The Villain Is Non Threating And Comes Off As Annoying. Patrick Stewart Plays The Shit Emoji Which Is A Completely Waste Of Talent Nuff Said There. Not Even Him Could Save This Thing.
Writing/Pacing: The Writing Is Just Utter Shit. The Humor Is Lazy, The Jokes Are Cringe-Enducingly Terrible. This Pacing Is Way Too Fucking Long. It Is Only An Hour 26 Minutes And Feels Like It’s Going On Forever And My God It Is So Boring! I Realize It’s A Kids, But It Doesn’t Have To Insult My Fucking Intelligence. The Jokes Are So Mindless And So Fucking Stupid. It’s Just LAZY! LAZY LAZY LAZY!!!!! There Is No Reason For This Movie To Exist. The Plot Is Just Stupid And Goes No Where. There Is Barely Any Time And Effort Put Into To It. NONE Of The Jokes Are Fucking Clever At All. It’s Generic And Overall The Writing Is Just Terrible. The Film Ends With You Guessed? Yep. A Fucking Dance Sequence. The Idea That Drop Box Is An Important Plot Point In This Fucking Movie Is Stupid. The Mindless App References Were Tedious. It May Have Tried To Be Clever But It Failed MISERABLY!!!!
Animation: Animation Is Garbage. It’s Flashing And It’s So Fucking Bright It Makes My Eyes Wanna Bleed. That’s How Fucking Bad It Is. Trust Me It’s That Painful.
Overall Opinion: This Movie Is Utter Garbage And Just A Cheap Cash In At The Soul Sake Of Selling A God Damn Product. It’s Boring And Lazy With Terrible Writing, Terrible Humor, Bad Acting, And Overall Is A Film That SHOULD NOT HAVE Existed.
Grade: F.
