Rating of
1/4
Rick Astley woulda been an upgrade!
Adict - wrote on 05/20/10
Watching Morgan Freeman as a lunging, intimidating one man Muslim wrecking crew is priceless! Then there's Alan Rickman playing a sex-crazed-pre-Tony-Stark Sheriff! It's just too bad Costner sports an American accent, grows a mullet, and delivers every scene like he's blazed out of his mind on Pineapple Express, which pushes the above two guilty pleasures outta the way.
Pure intentional schlok with a Bryan Adams score could have been hilarious, but not when it's unintentional and the actors are trying not to laugh as they're being thrown by a catapult over castle walls. I was surprised when Rick Astley's music videos didn't start playing halfway through it. I mean, again, someone actually took this seriously!
