Rating of
2.5/4
You've Got the Touch!
jkownacki - wrote on 07/25/07
As a nine year-old, dragging my dad to see the latest TV-cartoon-turned-movie, I was completely unprepared for the next 90 minutes.
Autobots and Decepticons -- DYING onscreen?
Spike and Cliff Jumper -- SWEARING?
Optimus Prime -- KILLED by Megatron?
Some jackass named Hot Rod -- the SAVIOR of Autobotkind?
Orson Welles (yes, THAT Orson Welles, in his final performance) as the voice of Unicron, the planet-eating robot?
A FEMALE AUTOBOT???
All of this was more than my pre-pubescent mind could handle. Say what you will about how incredibly the effects are in Michael Bay's new CGI masturbation-thon, but for a certain generation of cartoon lovers, there's only ONE Transformers movie...
