kustaa's Movie Review of The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Rating of
0.5/4

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Greatest crap ever made.
kustaa - wrote on 08/23/07

Hey sci fi lover. I know. If you read the plot, you say to yourself "hm. sounds pretty interesting". I know! I did! I mean. What can be wrong with the same direcor of Manchurian Candidate, and the main actor from the Godfather? It can't suck.. Val Kilmer? Well... it might give to the movie some cheese parts, but who cares!? Is John Frankenheimer directing. Is Ron Perlman, Marlon Brando,Temuera Morrison.... Written by HG Wells. Not that are amateurs, for heaven's sakes! So, this is why I really really hate this movie. It has everything to -at least- be a good film to watch, having a good time. My gosh. It's a dang pain in the neck. It's sad, disgusting, stupid, empty, pointless and painfully bad. So, please: Avoid this one at all costs. Your ears and eyes will bleed.

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