Rating of
2/4
London Has Fallen... and so have a few careers
SIngli6 - wrote on 03/20/16
How the hell did Dr. Pavel from 'The Dark Knight Rises' manage to have his men infiltrate every single level of London's infrastructure to the absurd degree to which they did in the space of TWO YEARS?!
Olympus Has Fallen was a rather ugly fascist movie with crappy CGI, but it was an enjoyable and thrilling rather ugly fascist movie with crappy CGI. I mean, having a bloodied Melissa Leo pledge allegiance to the flag in the war-torn lawn of the White House while some North Koreans prepare to execute her is just one of those scenes you can't dislike. London has Fallen, meanwhile, is basically just its predecessor without any of the suspense, one of the stupidest screenplays I've seen in years, a metric ton of jingoism, unbelievably crappy CGI, and an inexplicable gay joke that I just can't for the life of me figure out what the writer intended it to mean.
