Rating of
1.5/4
SIngli6 - wrote on 07/30/21
I regret everything, as does Timmy, Selena, Elle, and every other young actor in this. Whatever nostalgia I have for the golden age of Allen's work is not nearly enough to compensate for the sheer vacuity of this script. It's just another Tumblr aesthetic post written by a teenager who thinks everyone will be impressed by a reference pool of exclusively pre-70s culture, except the teenager is an old Jewish pervert.
