Rating of
0.5/4
SIngli6 - wrote on 02/11/23
This film is a con. Excepting a few scenes the whole movie is an illustrated guide to analogue horror. There is minimal context and no motivation for the film's bag of shabby, shameless tricks. It's a long, boring movie with some terrible film-making. The film's highlights, like the scene with the mother telling her confused and frightened child to look under the bed and whatever that moment was with #2035 model Fisher Price chatter telephone that is the best character, suggest Ball can direct a film if he sets his mind to it, so why did he take the easy way out and make an interminable creepypasta?
