Rating of
0.5/4
Piranha 3DD review
Daniel Corleone - wrote on 08/04/12
One has to question of Rhames and Lloyds decision in being part of this filth. Celebrity cameos doesn't usually work. Loads of ludicrous scenes: A girl prays before making love, a fat guy humps a pool, a sleazy cop, a piranha breaking wood and steel but is trapped in a glass aquarium, a girl still survives even when a piranha swims in her internal organs and out of her private part. Opening sequence is similar to an MTV video with girls prancing, a part-owner of a resort promotes an adult pool with naked strippers, a few scenes to prove this film promotes to horny guys that dig girls, mindless swearing and senseless violence. Acting was horrendous and the idea of "dying a virgin" was just plain stupid which also lacked character development. Even the sex scenes were laughable, and even the piranha biting the guy's organ was just too much. This was plain trash from the very start, just to impress the audience with the effects and nonsensical gore. Piranha 3DD disgusts and just melts your brain cells instead of being scary, funny nor even close to being entertaining. When you see David Hasselhoff singing to 2 girls/a Baywatch star pictorial, one would know how bad a movie will be!
