Rating of
0.5/4
Movie 43 review
Daniel Corleone - wrote on 03/16/13
One word can be describe for this so-called film, POINTLESS! This coming from a reviewer who never uses all caps in reviews. One of many offensive scenes that was very distasteful and crude: Kids as machines, naked women as "iBabes," a midget (leprechaun) being assaulted, blow the birth day cake of a blind boy, have somebody look Asian, racist remarks before a basketball game, in a truth or dare date game, and the atrocious tirades are endless. It starts with the "balls" on the neck of Jackman in which Winslet notices, the husband of Watts tease their delirious gay son, Anna Faris wants to be pooped on, the iBabe ad, grotesque and overly stupid concepts go on and on. First three stories will make you squirm not in terror, but in how idiotic the whole movie was. If the conclusion was a huge disappointment.
The scriptwriter must have been high when this was written. It was baffling how some very talented artists would stoop so low to be part of this filth. Not even sure why there was no Nicolas Cage since he is in everything nowadays. It's saddening how known artists would agree to be attached to this project. Evidently worse than the star studded Valentines Day. This is cinema at it's lowest point of creativity. It manipulates women, violently trashy and plain nothing funny (yes so many scenes and not even one made this critic smile). A very sick joke and not even close to being an average dark comedy or a fair picture, it was plain piece of filth. View if you dare and see what this rater was talking about.
