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Rating of
0.5/4
One of the Funniest movies ever made.
The Film Rebel - wrote on 10/30/2010
Ok, I'm just going to come right out and say it: This is one of the funniest movies ever made. In fact, I'd go as far as to say this is one of the best comedies of the decade. I think that had this been marketed as a comedy or a spoof rather than a remake of the 70's British horror classic "The Wicker Man" it would've done better both commericially and critically. But unfortunately, it was made out to be a poor excuse of a scare fest and didn't even earn back its budget.
Well, the story is pretty simple. A cop (played by a hilariously awful Nicholas Cage) travels to an island in search of the missing daughter of his girlfriend. In the process, he learns that the island is a strange place filled with strange people and a tradition known as the burning of the Wicker Man.
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Rating of
1/4
Another Bad Horror Remake...What A Shock!
The SHC - wrote on 04/17/2010
NOTE: I have rewatched the film, and I now love it. Why? Because it is one of the funniest movies of the last 10 years. If I were grading this as a comedy, 'd give it a 5 out of 4. So keep in mind, in my review, I'm grading it as a horror movie.
Ah, you know what I like? Horror films. You know what else I like? Nicholas Cage movies. So why is it that I hate this movie, a horror film WITH Nicholas Cage, with every bone in my body? Is it because it's a remake of one of my favourite horror films of all time? Is it because they turned Lord Summerisle into a woman? Is it because the movie sucks? Well, yes. This movie sucks harder than Paris Hilton on a stranger's cock. So let's see why this movie made me want to commit Scepiku...
PLOT- You know the fucking plot!
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