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Merry Christmas you filthy animal
Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/03/2015
Yeah I know Christmas is over judging by the date of this review, but let's end the jolly good season with this peace of shit that Santa left under the Christmas Tree.
The story is about a young boy, was abused by his mother as a child. His mother cheated on Billy's father, and eventually killed the man, while keeping Billy in the attic--for good, while she was with her lover and starting a "new" family. As Billy's mother fell pregnant with a daughter and treated her with the love he had never experienced, Billy came out of the attic after years and brutally murdered his mother and her lover. Cut to present day, a group of six sorority sisters consisting of Kelli, Dana, Lauren, Megan, Heather, Melissa and their house mother, who now live in Billy's childhood home, find themselves …
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Black Christmas
The Movie Man - wrote on 05/14/2009
Black Christmas is a stupid and highly cliqued waste of 90+ minutes. The entire film is a big mess. Lazy Direction and a Horrible script are the main problem here. but The film also suffers from possibly the dumbest and least scariest serial killer in movie history, at least recent movie history. There are plenty of talented up and coming actresses (Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg, Katie Cassidy) in this film, but all they are reduced to is spouting off nothing but four letter words for most of the entire movie, a complete waste of talent. The film is neither scary or funny, or even decent, it's quite dreadful and over long by at least a scene or two. This is not only one of 2006's worst movies, but this is possibly the worst "horror" movie remake ever made. We've seen this type of …
