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Piranha 3DD review
Daniel Corleone - wrote on 08/04/2012
One has to question of Rhames and Lloyds decision in being part of this filth. Celebrity cameos doesn't usually work. Loads of ludicrous scenes: A girl prays before making love, a fat guy humps a pool, a sleazy cop, a piranha breaking wood and steel but is trapped in a glass aquarium, a girl still survives even when a piranha swims in her internal organs and out of her private part. Opening sequence is similar to an MTV video with girls prancing, a part-owner of a resort promotes an adult pool with naked strippers, a few scenes to prove this film promotes to horny guys that dig girls, mindless swearing and senseless violence. Acting was horrendous and the idea of "dying a virgin" was just plain stupid which also lacked character development. Even the sex scenes were laughable, and …