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TheWolf - wrote on 04/02/2008
A gigantic rusty razor blade slip n' slide, that has been sitting in the Florida sun in early August and has been doused with a combination of rubbing alcohol, bleach, ammonia, and sulfuric acid. That is a description of the toy that I would take running slides down in nothing more than a bathing suit and I would do it with a gigantic grin on my face if it meant that I could forget ever having watched this movie.
For those of you unaware of Uwe Bol. He is a director that loves to make video games into movies. He also loves to blatantly insert clips from the games into his film to "make it more like the game". Eventually I think he will simply hook up a DVR to a game console and just record someone playing it and apply his name to it.
Mr. Bol has 12 million dollars to make this movie. …
