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Overall Rank: 28964
Average Rating: 1.9/4
# of Ratings: 18
Theatrical Release Date: 01/01/2004
Language: English
Genre: Horror, Thriller
MPAA Rating: R
Director: Christopher Smith
Actors: Franka Potente, Vas Blackwood, Ken Campbell, Jeremy Sheffield, Paul Rattray, Kelly Scott
Plot: A high class drunk leaves her party to search for George Clooney, but passes out in the subway. Locked in, a game of cat and mouse begins! But who is hunting her? -- The Marowak
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1.5/4
The Marowak - wrote on 02/21/2009
Hey there drudgees! Have you been polite or are you smuggling vodka into your subway runs and passing out? Bad bat-drudgee! Don't you know vodka's bad in our horror world?!? Smack, smack, and smackers to your bummers! Meanwhile, Christopher Smith pretends to be Neil Marshall and adopts one of those naughty The Descent creatures. Yummy, until it goes all stalker-licious on subway wanderers. Near the end it learns English and tells us it's name is Craig. Franka is lip-lickable as always though our zanny script makes her do the usual duh! stuff, i.e. "Wait! What was that sound?!?" times about 20.
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"Creep" by Yojimbo
Yojimbo - wrote on 03/31/2012
A vacuous young wannabe groupie falls asleep in a tube station and wakes up to be stalked by a cannibal lurking in the underground tunnels. The film opens with two sanitation workers wading knee deep in excrement and by the end of this pile of pointless gratuitous crap I knew exactly how they felt. It ticks every single box of my horror film hate list. Useless characters you couldn't care less about, gratuitous gore, an unexplained and irrelevant back story and a plot that consists of a series of completely unbelievable events with zero logic attached to them designed to engineer a false sense of danger and suspense. The so-called monster is just a lumpy headed bloke who literally squeals like a piggy and the direction reminded me of those rubbish late night shorts you see on obscure TV …
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