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3SntnceRvws!'s Information

Ranking Status: TV Extra

Name: Three Sentence Reviews

Gender: Male

Education: Of course we have some. We have a lot. It drips out of ears, mainly at night, and makes us wonder as to whether removing a religious deity from human works would perserve the beauty created by human hands. Yes, it would. Thus, keep the churches and evict the gods until we can all hold hands and figure out the true meaning and powers of a black hole.

Employer: Three Sentence Reviews!

Position: We are typists- We type three sentences repeatedly - Um... we type movie reviews and someday someone will perhaps read one. Someday. Last, "Eskimo," is a line from Heathers and a sentence in Moby Dick. Think about that!

About Me: We write movie reviews that are three sentences! That is the main rule as we type, debate transcendence and contengies, and attempt to finish reading "Zaregoto Book 1: The Kubikiri Cycle" by Nisio Isin.

Interests: Many things are interesting, but what's worth mentioning? Perhaps the fact that water is a combination of hydrogen and oxygen and a dragon is a combination of a lizard and a bird. Are all things a combination of two separate concepts or ideas? Regardless of a "Yes!" or "No!" answer from you, we still wonder what two things make each of us... if anything. Also, what thing is half peanut butter because peanut butter is blitzing phenomenal! So are fish sticks. Peanut butter fish sticks?!? Someday! Someday we'll all evolve to that point.

Movie Profile

Film I Love: A Clockwork Orange

Film I Hate: Nobody is worthy of our hate! Or are they?!?

Guilty Pleasure: Sliced German cheeses and beers, Cherry Pez, and the Pixies!

Favorite Genre: Horror

Least Favorite Genre: Family

Favorite Actors: Sean Connery, The Olsen Twins, Cillian Murphy, Anna Faris

Least Favorite Actors: All Wayans's, Sea Lebeouf, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone

Favorite Director: Mr. Christopher Nolan

Least Favorite Director: George Lucas

Movie Quotes: ALEX: What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

WIZARD: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't ow

ALFRED PENNYWORTH: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.