Full Movie Reviews
Rating of
2.5/4
“You’re a Diesel!”
Matthew Brady - wrote on 12/29/2022
‘Bullet Train’ is a fast-moving, messy, and stupid movie that does not fail to entertain. I found it funny how every character has a little backstory, even a water bottle. The film has colourful visuals, style, thoughtful action set pieces, and absurdly violent humour.
However, one of the things that stood out about this movie-going experience was that I got to see it on Screen X, an expanded, dual-sided, 270-degree screen projected on the walls. And I got to say Screen X is not for me. On the sides of the walls, it was moving at ten frames per second, while the middle screen was moving just fine, which was very distracting. It does not help that it projects to the walls next to a fire exit, which was visible throughout. So yeah, I don’t recommend it.
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Rating of
3/4
Choo-Choo-Choose This Crazy Train
Chris Kavan - wrote on 08/14/2022
What happens when you mix a bit of Tarantino with a helping of Guy Ritchie and some John Wick spices together? David Leitch has the recipe and Bullet Train comes out a decadent yet playful treat that caps the summer off quite nicely.
Brad Pitt - code name Ladybug - has found somewhat of a new lease on life thanks to his extra-helpful therapist, but can't shake the feeling he's still quite unlucky. His calm, collected handler (Sandra Bullock) puts up with his new age outlook even as he's given what, on the surface, seems like a quick and easy job. He just needs to retrieve a briefcase from a bullet train and get off at the next stop. But thinks are never that easy for our main character and from losing his locker key and train ticket in one bump, we know we're going to be in for a …
